Oddly though, I thought of this:
"Eliza, you are to stay here for the next six months learning to speak beautifully, like a lady in a florist's shop. If you work hard and do as you're told, you shall sleep in a proper bedroom, have lots to eat, and money to buy chocolates and go for rides in taxis. But if you are naughty and idle, you shall sleep in the back kitchen amongst the black beetles, and be wolloped by Mrs. Pearce with a broomstick." ~ Prof. HigginsGuess we know which one she chose.. ;)
Not sure if this NPC is still in game or not. Comments are varied. I may have to take a treck out there again!